There are some thoughts and actions that pop up in my life everyday that make me stop and think, "Sweet Jesus....What have I become?" To unburden myself I'm releasing them into cyberspace like little retarded doves flying into each other.
*When I have to go to the bathroom, I put my baby in the tub and let him play.
*I'm trying to teach my son how to say "dah dah" so when he wakes up in the middle of the night and says "dah dah," my husband will have no choice but to go and handle it.
*When my baby is naked, I wave his hips back and forth so his little package is flopping around and I say "Magic Mike! Magic Mike!" which makes him giggle in delight.
*I find it's difficult to use the "Being a stay at home mom is just as demanding as your job, if not more! I can't clock out!" argument when my husband comes home and wakes me up from a nap. I plan my napping schedule accordingly.
*I get my child naked just to stop him from crying sometimes.
*If my child is crying and I know he's not hungery, I'll still feed him Gerber's baby junk food to shut him up.
*My boobs used to be a crumb catcher. But now that I'm breast feeding and usally feed him while I'm eating, my baby is my crumb catcher. And my meat catcher...potato salad catcher...coleslaw catcher.....
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