I, like most other women in America, have been deceived. I have been convinced that I can cook, organize, create, and sew. Anyone who knows me would respectfully disagree. I can't even bake cookies without burning them. However, the food category on Pinterest beckons me. "Come to me," it says dreamily. "You can do this! It's so easy! The only reason you fail is because you never try. These step by step pictures make it fool proof! Balsamic mustard glazed pork tenderloin with roasted vegetables? You got this!" So I drink the Kool-Aid, pin the recipe, and go to the grocery store. Two hours later I'm crying and ordering pizza because "I SUCK AT EVERYTHING! I'LL NEVER BE A GOOD MOM! HE'S GOING TO GROW UP ON MCDONALD'S AND TACO BELL!!!!" while my husband is pouring me a glass of wine and bouncing my giggling baby boy. God I'm lucky he puts up with me.
Oh....you can make your own mayonnaise?? PIN IT!
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